Melvin : Are you gonna talk to me or not?
Simon : I'm coming. What'd she say?
Melvin : That I'm a great guy, extraordinary.
And she doesn't want contact with me! I'm dying here.
Simon : Because you love her.
Melvin : No. And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp?
Simon : Then you tell me why! You're the one who's dying here.
Melvin : I don't know. Let me sleep on it.
Simon : Oh, come on!
Melvin : I'll figure it out.
Simon : Oh, please.
Melvin : It's, uh, I'm stuck. I can't get back to my old life. She's evicted me
from my life.
Simon : Did you really like it that much?
Melvin : Well, it's better than this. Look, you. I'm very intelligent.
If you're gonna give me hope, you gotta do better than you are doing.
If you can't be at least mildly interesting, then shut the hell up!
I mean, I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!
Simon : Well, picking on me won't help!
Melvin : Well, if that's true, I'm really in trouble.
Simon : But Melvin, do, do you know where you're lucky?
You know who you want. I would take your seat any day.
So, so do something about it! Go over there, now, tonight!